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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4]  I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.  I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially,when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
      Dr: Get married.
      Man: Will it help?
      Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
       It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

 

[24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
       Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

 

[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

 

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

 

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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