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Four Catholic women were having coffee.
The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'".
The third Catholic lady says, "My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'".
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2 " hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh, my God....' ".

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