Q1: A father and his son are involved in a car accident, as a result of which the son is rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. The surgeon looks at him and says "I can't operate on him, he's my son". Explain. (The answer is not "step-father"!)
Ans: The surgeon is the mother!
Q2: What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?
Ans: Left Elbow
Q3: How many birthdays does a typical woman have?
Ans: One
Q4: If a plane crashes on the Indian/Pakistan border, where do you bury the survivors?
Ans: You don't bury survivors!
Q5: A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?
Ans: Friday is the horse
Q6: Which side of a cat contains the most hair?
Ans: Outside
Q7: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Ans: He should be alive for that
Q8: Gaurav looked through the dirty window on the 24th floor of his office building. Depressed, he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop from the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. There was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, yet he survived. Explain?
Ans: Window Cleaner Gaurav was looking from the outside and jumped inside.
Q9: A man and his wife drove at full speed through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. Explain?
Ans: Wife died of delivery pain and delivered their baby.
Q10: Why can't a man living in Delhi cannot be buried in Mumbai?
Ans: You don't bury live people.
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Ans: The surgeon is the mother!
Q2: What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?
Ans: Left Elbow
Q3: How many birthdays does a typical woman have?
Ans: One
Q4: If a plane crashes on the Indian/Pakistan border, where do you bury the survivors?
Ans: You don't bury survivors!
Q5: A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?
Ans: Friday is the horse
Q6: Which side of a cat contains the most hair?
Ans: Outside
Q7: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Ans: He should be alive for that
Q8: Gaurav looked through the dirty window on the 24th floor of his office building. Depressed, he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop from the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. There was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, yet he survived. Explain?
Ans: Window Cleaner Gaurav was looking from the outside and jumped inside.
Q9: A man and his wife drove at full speed through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. Explain?
Ans: Wife died of delivery pain and delivered their baby.
Q10: Why can't a man living in Delhi cannot be buried in Mumbai?
Ans: You don't bury live people.
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